TELL ME A JOKE: Leave me your favourite joke in the comment section below. The best each week will become our Feature Joke of the week. Please keep them clean – no reference to sex – no race jokes – just good, clean, funny jokes. Any offensive jokes will be removed.
FEATURE JOKE OF THE WEEK:
Q. What does Dash say to the slowest sauce in the kitchen.
A. Ketch-up
Thanks to Jamay Dickson
The Mystery of Nida Valley 
Q. What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
A. Long distance.
lol Carol. Good one, and very appropriate.
Q: what do you call a lion with a toothache?
A: roary
I love it! Thank you, kayci.
Thanks Elaine. And thank-you for signing my book and saying that you liked my joke. My mum is really proud of me.
I hope you enjoy the story Kayci. Be sure to tell me what you think of the story on the Kids Review page, and send in the Code Cracker entry.
Elaine my perculiar inability to remember the punch line lets a lot of my joke telling prowness down but here is a long standing favourite of mine (which many Gen Ys don’t truly understand)
Q: Why do elephants have big ears?
A: Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.
People know me for that joke…sadly…
Enjoy.
Good one Dimity. Thanks for posting. It can be joke of the week next week.
Seriously?! I wonder if you’ll get more laughs from it than when I tell it in person Ha.
I loved it but I wonder if the kids will get it Dimity. I’m not sure they know about Noddy and Big Ears any more.
Q. What does Dash say to the slowest sauce in the kitchen.
A. Ketch-up
Hi Jamay
I love it! Thanks for posting your joke.
Elaine